Prohibition began eighty-six years ago today. My how much we've learned about intoxication since then. These prayers are the memories of God. Obama is being run up the flagpole officially as of today. A man rode a stationary bike for eighty-five hours, landing him in the Guinness book of yadda yadda. Does anybody else feel like all of us are riding on a stationary bike with screens of scenery rolling on every side of us?
More talk of risky and unnecessary pregnancy in the news. More shit about Posh and her spending habits. More shit about celebrities acting like fuckwits. More fucking bird flu bullshit. More cellphones exploding. The government handshake. The crusher of language. More attempts to acclimate people to virtual living.
No wonder as supposedly the majority of women in the US are living without a spouse. Which only makes sense with all the male pandas too fat to have sex lately. Good thing France has such a high fertility rate and that Hong Kong is turning away pregnant Chinese women and that a frozen embryo saved from the floods in Louisiana has been born and called Noah. A Chinese couple put out a "daughter wanted" ad and received over 100 applicants. Do you see the programming here? Do you see how it works? Do you remember last year when all those celebrities suddenly started crapping out babies out of nowhere? How many people you know got pregnant at that same time? Soldiers in a future war on Channel Four against China. Or whoever. We are going to need a serious population bump in order to fend off all those Yellow-Reds when they come for our heads.
Saddam's half-brother decaptitated in hanging. 37-year-old a suspect in the decapitation of 4-year-old daughter. Off with his head! Have you been following that thread? Dummies may like it by enthusiasm, by default. Ago, girl ago. Psychic hotline. Skype and Netflix unveil new online video services. Load up those Tubes and let's go surfing in our Burkinis in Australia. What's going to happen in Australia this year? Been hearing lots of strange news out of that place. Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over. Saturn vs. Earth in war as you've never seen it!
People nowadays talk a lot about protecting yourself from identity theft. But I can't imagine we're more than a few years from identity trading. Sell your credit score to someone else and use the money to retire into the wilderness. What about when we can all download and share the same memories and life experiences? Identity as we know it is a sinking ship. Ownership as we know it is a sinking ship. Ships are sinking all around us. Noone is bidding them adieu. PSP iPod video Christmas. Someday you'll have to pay a licensing company to experience laughter. But it won't be the good kind of laughter. It won't be belly laughs. It will be the kind you hear on sitcoms that are recorded by audiences of actors who laugh when a light comes on telling them to.
Cryogenic freezing is the cultural gateway which leads eventually to brain or consciousness uploading. The plan is to isolate and preserve each one of us so that we might be the foundation upon which a new world is laid. You think being a celebrity now is cool, then just wait till they clone an entire virtual planet out of your stored memories. At some point, you have to ask yourself why Noriega rots away in a Miami prison after eighteen years, but Saddam Hussein was publicly executed on YouTube? Do you have anything to declare? No, no, a thousand times, no.
Contrary to popular opinion, light does not reveal. It casts a veil over forms, giving them definable surfaces, covering the true nature of things. The human body is the single-most sophisticated UI device ever created. Your hands are more complex than any mouse or keyboard could ever be. Who designed you? Who is using you? The following should be considered allergies: We all start out as AI and we all have the option to become real. Most of us pass it up. Quaint predetermined boiler assistance order. There is no such thing as you losing a train of thought. It's just a matter of there being a connection which is as yet opaque to you. I am beginning to suspect that the human bio-computer simply cannot understand negative commands. So be careful what you wish for - and against. Try our new combined headache relief and slow-euthanizer gel-caps! It's good for what ails ya!
When you look at a news stand, it's important to remember that all magazines are one magazine. They tell the same stories to different segments of the population in different ways. Cultural programming is laid out bit by bit across sources so that people believe they are assembling these ideas themselves within their own mind, and never realize that they are being lead inexorably towards some predefined goal. The true purpose of money within our society is not (just) to enslave or to control, but it is to set up the profit motive as the primary motivation for all human actions. If it can't later be used to make money, the research won't be funded no matter how much its needed, no matter how sublime it may be. Virtue occurs, especially after the first couple doses! The aliens controlling us rely on human tribal leaders just like the Romans did, because they find it easier to control us when we're looking at a familiar face.
If your clock is scrambled when you look at it, it means you're temporarily free from the prison world of time. Wake up while you're dead. If reality is nature and nature is a language, then the nature of reality is language. Dreams come true, especially for the gods of memory. Lucid dreams are not what I am talking about. It is the Fisher King, pierced in his side by a blonde angel named Israel who must struggle with God. You are living in a space-ship that looks like this, except upside down:
Leonardo knew the secret, but he had to hide it with his famous code. Both are needed to create life. She said that they can walk around in their underwear if they want. The Stock Trading Gunslinger, shooting skywards to utopia. Could the intended copy be tainted by a cellular level "memory" or "personality" of the surrogate mother? There's no way to say. There's no one to tell us. If all the world's a stage, then who's working the curtains (unveil) and the lights (reveal)? Who will be the next celebrity to die in a plane crash? Will Obama make it all the way to the White House? Will people start calling it the "Black House" if he does (I'm sure this "joke" will be on Leno tonight)? Who will be the first blogger assassinated by the CIA? Who will Justin Timberlake date next?
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